Hey, what's up?
This is da'Shade ...
... filling in for the man you all know as Kennedy James, while dat hetero-Romeo is on vacation ...
I ain't no Kennedy, but who is?
Can't write the way he does, but I might have a few things to say.
Yeah, you'll see. Probably wishin ol Kennedy never comes back ...
OK, let's spread some sweeeet jam on the mic ...