Insomnia
I may need drugs.
Every night, for several years now, I've been waking up between 2:00 and 3:00 am.
I just don't wake up and roll over and go back to sleep. I wake up, and I am seriously awake and ready to start my day.
Some nights, I even brush my teeth and go have coffee, like there's some place where I have to be in the next hour or so.
One night, I even went to the all-night supermarket for milk. Well, I needed milk, so I figured, why not?
I don't know how long you can go on just four or five hours sleep a night, but I think I'm working on the record.
I suppose you may be thinking that something terrible is troubling me, and whatever I'm worrying about is keeping me up. Not so. Not a worry in my soul.
I just wake up. Weird, I know.
Good grief ... maybe I need to see a shrink about all this, and get some of those little blue pills ... and I don't mean Viagra ... that part of my world works just fine, thank you very much ...
Hmmm ... maybe that's the problem ...
I may need drugs.
Every night, for several years now, I've been waking up between 2:00 and 3:00 am.
I just don't wake up and roll over and go back to sleep. I wake up, and I am seriously awake and ready to start my day.
Some nights, I even brush my teeth and go have coffee, like there's some place where I have to be in the next hour or so.
One night, I even went to the all-night supermarket for milk. Well, I needed milk, so I figured, why not?
I don't know how long you can go on just four or five hours sleep a night, but I think I'm working on the record.
I suppose you may be thinking that something terrible is troubling me, and whatever I'm worrying about is keeping me up. Not so. Not a worry in my soul.
I just wake up. Weird, I know.
Good grief ... maybe I need to see a shrink about all this, and get some of those little blue pills ... and I don't mean Viagra ... that part of my world works just fine, thank you very much ...
Hmmm ... maybe that's the problem ...
