Thursday, September 26, 2013

Hanging Ten ...




Hanging Ten ...

It's surprising how many people carry a nuclear bomb in their hip pocket. At the drop of a hat, the wink of an eye, the nod of a horse, the slip of the tongue — oh how I love these little idioms even if they do make me a little crazy— some people seem more than ready to blow up what is good in their lives.

Contentment? Seems impossible for some. It creates some kind of gas in their brains, and before you know it, they are sparking up the fuse to blow everything up.

I never quite understood this nuance in some people's behaviour. I suppose there is some deep psychological reason behind it all, probably some condition called happinessododophobia, but hey, I'm no psychologist. I just know it happens.

Maybe, it's a control issue. Happiness has a way of overpowering you. It sort of sweeps in like a tidal wave, and that can leave you floundering in the surf. The trick is not to fight the ebb and flow of the water, but to go with the flow, so to speak, but some people, well, they tend to fight anything more powerful than themselves. I recommend water wings and the willingness to float along with a feeling that happiness need not always be seen as something that will eventually lead to some kind of inevitable tragedy.

You can't always control the best things in life. Love, friendship, success — all these things can have a power of their own. All you have to do is accept them, hang ten, and enjoy the ride.

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Tuesday, September 24, 2013

A Taste Of Honey



A Taste Of Honey

I am all out of honey
And I am all out of money
Lord, I need the honey
Don't care that much about the money
Except with no money
I can't get me no honey

Bother ... life is so complicated some days ...


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Sunday, September 15, 2013

A Minute Mystery — Time After Time




Time After Time

Welcome to another "Minute Mystery."

Here, we ask that you engage your grey cells to solve what is something of a riddle. To be successful, you definitely have to "think different" and engage your logic in something of an illogical manner. Solutions to problems are never easy, but there is always a solution.

So see if you can unravel today's puzzle ...

A man is looking at a clock that displays the correct time, but he doesn’t know what time it is.

Why not?

Now, before you click for the answer, give it some thought ... I'm sure you will be able to find a "reasonable" solution.

Stumped? Here's the answer ...


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Thursday, September 12, 2013

The Allure Of The Obscure



The Allure Of The Obscure


I've decided that I need a fetish.

I've never had one, and I can't imagine going through life without experiencing at least one fetish.

Now there are all kinds of fetishes, many of them dealing with sexual behaviour. Some people seem to have a thing for feet or toes in particular. To be honest, I'm not much of a foot person. Too many angular bumps and nodes for me. So, I would have to say no to the toe.

Other people have been know to get off by dressing up in swaddling clothes, newborn gear in size XXXL, and pretend they are babies. I can't imagine.

Then there are those who get off on particular smells, talking dirty in bed, sexual role-playing involving "forbidden" relationships or situations, bald heads, bald genitalia, amputations, having sex in public places, well, the list just goes on and on.

I don't suppose there are any squeaky clean fetishes. They all seem to have something a little "kinky" connected to them, something a little risqué. Well, I am certainly not opposed to something kinky or off-beat, but maybe my life has been more normal than I thought it was. It seems as if a great many people out there are doing the weirdest of things, and I hate the thought of being left out.

The real question is how does one decide on a fetish? Maybe, you don't. Maybe you just fall into one when you least expect it.

Maybe, I should just make another cup of vanilla-infused Earl Grey tea ... hmmm ... even that sounds a little kinky ... is that my fetish?

So, what's your fetish?

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Sunday, September 08, 2013

Come Dance With Me




Come Dance With Me

it's summer's end
and the world is changing
into its flannel pyjamas
before the cold north winds
bring freezing fogs
and snowy blankets
that drape over the fields
of empty husks and arthritic scarecrows
it's summer's end
when the creak and groan
of frost-biten mornings
warn that winter's prelude has descended
from the starlost skies
to send the wild things
of forest and meadow
scurrying for shelter
and so come dance with me
one more time
under the dappled light
of the sugar-maple moon
slowly melting into
the vapour of
a blacker night
come dance with me
one more time
in your summer clothes
your bright red shoes
and that flowery frock you like so much
the one you say takes 20 pounds off
and bring a picnic
of sandwiches and sweets
a feast of sunny memories
quietly becoming drowsy with forgetfulness
because shuffling feet
evoke all kinds of hunger
somewhere between the knees
and the tummy
come dance with me
one more time
and before the fury
of some jitterbug jive ends
with the tight embrace of the final waltz
we'll steal kisses
in the shadows
mixed with indecent caresses
that will linger
long after the world surrenders
to hibernation
and we disappear
into sleep
to dream of summer's return
when once again
we'll awaken to
the heave of heat
to dance
across a barn-board floor
and two-step our way
into the romance of
a final and
never-ending
summer's night


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Sunday, September 01, 2013

A Minute Mystery — I Am The Eggman



I Am The Eggman


Hard-boiling an egg takes approximately ten minutes, but it isn’t always as simple as that.

Many factors can alter the time it takes.

For example, in different parts of the world, hard-boiling an egg can take up to forty minutes.

Why?

Now give it some thought ...

Stumped? Here's the answer ...


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