Black Friday
Ohhhh ... it's Black Friday.
For those of you who do not know any better, Black Friday is not a special holiday for black folks. Black Friday is a national shopping event. In America, stores reduce their prices on a wide variety of items to send shoppers into a kind of mania, a buying frenzy of the worst kind.
I suspect more flat screen televisions and video game controllers are sold on Black Friday than on any other day of the year.
And why not?
I mean, the day after Thanksgiving, a day when Americans express their gratitude for what they have, they go out and fight for more. Why? Because people believe that more is better especially if someone tells them that the more they're getting is cheap.
Now, my mother didn't raise no jackass, and to be honest, I can't believe that we're so ... oh, wait a sec ... I have a phone call ...
So ... ummm ... well ...
I guess ... uh ...
Ohhhh ... it's Black Friday.
For those of you who do not know any better, Black Friday is not a special holiday for black folks. Black Friday is a national shopping event. In America, stores reduce their prices on a wide variety of items to send shoppers into a kind of mania, a buying frenzy of the worst kind.
I suspect more flat screen televisions and video game controllers are sold on Black Friday than on any other day of the year.
And why not?
I mean, the day after Thanksgiving, a day when Americans express their gratitude for what they have, they go out and fight for more. Why? Because people believe that more is better especially if someone tells them that the more they're getting is cheap.
Now, my mother didn't raise no jackass, and to be honest, I can't believe that we're so ... oh, wait a sec ... I have a phone call ...
"Uh huh ..."
"Uh huh ..."
"How much?"
"Get out ... really???"
"OK ... but I'm writing a blog ..."
"OK ..."
"Yeah, yeah, bye ..."
"Uh huh ..."
"How much?"
"Get out ... really???"
"OK ... but I'm writing a blog ..."
"OK ..."
"Yeah, yeah, bye ..."
So ... ummm ... well ...
I guess ... uh ...
