i want to be a camel
i want to be a camel
so you can jump on my hump
jump on my hump
and bump
bump
bump
across the prickly hot desert sand
and when we reach
an oasis somewhere over there
with a cool teal pool
surrounded by pink palm trees
pink palm trees ever so lush
then you'll close your floating turquoise eyes
barrel roll your head
and with a hush
hush
hush
softly purr
"Oh my ... oh my ... oh my, my, my ..."
as you squirm
squirm
squirm
over and above
the sudden rush
and unexpected gush
of a hot geyser getting head
and bubbling up
up
up
so warm and wet
so spanking dank
and so-so-soaking
soaking and seeping down
down
down
the furry crown
of my hump
hump
hump
until everything ends in a harmless but bashful blush
and at night we'll surely marvel
at all the stars up above
until by morning you will wonder
if this is truly love
before you jump
jump
jump
back on my hump
hump
hump
and ride another mile east or west or north or south
with the taste of sweet regret
in the back of your mouth
i want to be a camel
so you can jump on my hump
jump on my hump
and bump
bump
bump
across the prickly hot desert sand
and when we reach
an oasis somewhere over there
with a cool teal pool
surrounded by pink palm trees
pink palm trees ever so lush
then you'll close your floating turquoise eyes
barrel roll your head
and with a hush
hush
hush
softly purr
"Oh my ... oh my ... oh my, my, my ..."
as you squirm
squirm
squirm
over and above
the sudden rush
and unexpected gush
of a hot geyser getting head
and bubbling up
up
up
so warm and wet
so spanking dank
and so-so-soaking
soaking and seeping down
down
down
the furry crown
of my hump
hump
hump
until everything ends in a harmless but bashful blush
and at night we'll surely marvel
at all the stars up above
until by morning you will wonder
if this is truly love
before you jump
jump
jump
back on my hump
hump
hump
and ride another mile east or west or north or south
with the taste of sweet regret
in the back of your mouth
Hi Kennedy, just to tell you thanks for this poetry day... Best regards from Sarajevo in snow !
ReplyDeleteOh, we have snow and lots of it here as well, Doronette ...
DeleteAh, um, well........ I don't dare trust myself to say a word right now. So, hmmm, it must be HOT in the desert huh???
ReplyDeleteLove it !! The poem and the image it evokes ..... yeah, I better just hush while I can. ;-P
PS: I definitely had to Google+ ya on this one ;-)
DeleteYes, it is very HOT in the desert ... ;o}
DeleteMaria Muldaur singing Midnight at the Oasis might have been another good choice for today's accompanying song, KJ.
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Damn, I had completely forgotten about that song ... I think she was something of a one-hit wonder ... not sure ...
DeleteI was thinking exactly the same thing!
Deletelusty and fun poem
ReplyDeleteYes, I must be in one of those moods ... ;o}
Delete... ~shew~ ... that is definitely a lusty read ... almost sensual really ... an emotion brilliantly expressed .....
ReplyDeleteWell, you know Lynne, I'm big on sensuality ...
DeleteAre you talking about a Dromedary or a Bactrian camel? You naughty boy, you ... I love it!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlrKETxwRvM
Maria Muldaur - Midnight At The Oasis
Haha... Yes, I checked out the video. She's a bit pitchy. Either that or my ear is out of tune....
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