A Jittery-Jive

Dancing The Night Away

A Jittery-Jive

i want some rhythm
  some undulation
                some stop and go
                                    some lurk and flow
         some sweet pro without the creation

"Oh great.  Now everyone is going to think you want to get laid."
"Why do you say that?"
"C'mon ... 'some undulation' and what was that ... 'some sweet pro without the creation'?"
"It's just about energy."
"Well, Google shut you down once, are you hoping for a slap on the other cheek?"
"I don't mind a little spanking under the right circumstances."
"You're impossible."

i want to bossa-nova
                      do it once and then do it ova
     bang-bang the drum
   ta da diddy dum
                   i want to jitter-jive
       feel alive

"Once again ... 'ova'?  Isn't that a bit obvious?"
"Well, I wanted it to rhyme with 'nova'."
"But it implies something else."
"What?"
"Sex! Sperm and ova?!"
"Really?"
"Please ... you're not fooling anyone."

i want to stomp in the mud
                       jump up and land with a thud
     shatter every pressing matter
          skitter-scatter
                 ride me a bucking horse
           without implying sex of course

"Cute.  You really think you're cute, don't you?"
"Well, I thought ..."
"No, you didn't, you knew that by saying 'sex,' you would be implying sex."
"You think?"
"Is spring getting to you?  Can't you just get naked with someone?"
"Just anyone?"
"Oh, right, I forgot ... you have your standards."

i want to twist and shout
                  reach way down deep and pull it out

"Whoooa there, Geronimo ... OK ... that's it ..."
"Huh?"
"Enough.  That's enough."
"Can't I just finish ... "
"You are finished.  You're going to embarrass yourself."
"You think?"
"Absolutely.  You're done."